3: - JOKES

SUNSOFT(CORP.) RULE BOOK PAGE # 1 : -

1. The boss is always right.

2. If you think the boss is not right.....see rule number 1.

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SO WAT I'M 4???

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.

"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

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BEDTIME

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

The boy replied ''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?''

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BABY TALK

There was a baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the baby girl looked down at the boy.

she said "Can I touch it?"

he replied "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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THE WORST JOB

WHICH ONE IS THE DOG???...wow dont they look alike!!!

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WHAT I WOULD CALL LOOKALIKES

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